Over the weekend, Kanye West was spotted on his hotel balcony in Cannes kissing an unknown blond girl (pics here and here). I mean, I�m sure he knows who she was, but no one else did.
So yesterday, the Sun decided to say the girl was 18-year-old Sports Illustrated model Kate Upton (seen here in Beach Bunny�s 2011 bridal bikini collection. Because bridal bikinis are apparently a thing that exists now). Luckily, Kate went on her twitter not once but twice to clear things up.Hey I said I wasnt in Cannes come on that girl doesn�t even look like me� I�m not with kanye.�
I just realized I wrote �luckily� before explaining that Kate wasn�t kissing a black guy. But don�t worry, I only phrased it that way because I�m astoundingly racist.
So yesterday, the Sun decided to say the girl was 18-year-old Sports Illustrated model Kate Upton (seen here in Beach Bunny�s 2011 bridal bikini collection. Because bridal bikinis are apparently a thing that exists now). Luckily, Kate went on her twitter not once but twice to clear things up.Hey I said I wasnt in Cannes come on that girl doesn�t even look like me� I�m not with kanye.�
I just realized I wrote �luckily� before explaining that Kate wasn�t kissing a black guy. But don�t worry, I only phrased it that way because I�m astoundingly racist.
(image source = beach bunny swimwear and bauer griffin)
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